Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Work That Look. Part One: Tops

Fashion at work can be a tricky thing to master if you are of the fortunate ones who do not have to wear some insidiously awful uniform to your job everyday. There's no doubt that you work hard for your money and maybe you want to be taken a tad bit more seriously. Here's a major tip, my little fashion cougar, leave the leopard print skinny jeans and slashed black tank at home. Unless of course you work at Hot Topic, for whatever absurd reason. I know, I've abandoned you for awhile what with school work and being a full time fashionista bogging me down but I'm back and with a vengeance no less. Today, I'm hear full of helpful do's, don'ts and tricks of the trade that will help you advance to up the company ladder and look fabulous doing it.

I'd like to preface all of my tricks by reminding you of the golden rule: No matter what size, shape or color you happen to be, in the long run it's all about FIT. If it doesn't fit right, put it back on the rack and try again. 

To start us off I'd like to talk about TOPS.

So, for those of you who are just venturing out into the workforce in a job where you don't ask if you'd like to "Upsize your combo for .50 more" I'd say try and start with some basics when building a work wardrobe.
Button Downs: Safest bet for a young professional.
1.) They're versatile.
Perfect example of a well fitted blouse in a good color.
             -- You can dress them up or down with accessories.
             -- They can be paired with just about any kind of bottom
2.) They come in every color under the sun.
Tucked into a chic skirt. Very put together!
            -- No matter your skin tone you're sure to find one in a great color
3.) They range in prices.
           -- Great for any budget.



Jackets. Yes, I'm talking suit jackets.A surprisingly good investment even if you don't purchase the entire suit. A suit jacket can be paired with a skirt or pants and make the entire look more PUT TOGETHER!  It's great for those days when you're trying to pull off trouser jeans in the office, too. By adding a suit jacket you're definitely giving off a much more professional outward appearance.
Now if a traditional suit jacket just really isn't for you try a blazer, the suit jacket's fun and feisty younger sister. I am absolutely in love with the idea of a bright pink satin blazer paired with black wide leg trousers, which we'll talk more about later, and a pair of pumps for work. It's professional with a younger edge... It's just so....profesh.
Tuxedo Jacket.
If I still haven't sold you on the idea of a jacket here's one more to try before you write it off all together... The tuxedo/menswear jacket trend. Yes, for the most part we see this trend paired with the minidress on the model who's legs go on for ages but surprisingly the tuxedo jacket is something I approve of for work... if done correctly. Here's how I suggest you do this look. Start with skinny black pants and a pair of funky colored platform stilettos add a fitted black or white t-shirt and a chunky necklace. Top with a tuxedo jacket, preferably in a neutral color add an armful of bangles and voila! The trick to menswear is making sure to add feminine accessories to keep you looking like your gender. 







 

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Fashion Police

Every Tuesday and Thursday morning I sit on the same bench in the same hallway at the same time patiently awaiting my Shakespeare class to start. And on these days I often find myself watching the students and professors that walk by on their ways to class. As a consequence of my people watching fascination I often find myself noticing what people are wearing, not surprising, I'm sure. Oh the fashion I witness on this lovely campus, I must preface by saying it's not ALL bad, but let's be honest what my fellow co-eds have in brains they lack for in FASHION sense. So, as a new part of this blog each week I'll be picking one of the many people I witness wandering this hallway alone and tell you about their outfit and why their choice was a bad one. If I'm sneaky perhaps I'll be able to post pictures of the fashion violation. No promises, though.
So, who's this weeks victim? Well, she's a repeat offender with bad hair, horrid shoes and a lumpy look that isn't camouflaged well by her fashion choices. I'm not sure of her name but I am sure she's a professor, I'll endeavor to find her name so those of you who also attend this campus can check out fashion faux pas. I'm sure she's a fabulous professor but if you're going to be standing in front of groups of students everyday. How can you feel confident in your abilities when you look that bad?!
 However, I've failed to tell you about why she's being 'ticketed.' Let's talk about her outfit.
Hair- poofy, dark brown on top, yellowy orange on the bottom. I'll buy her some hairdye. There's nothing worse than two toned hair.
Outfit- Generally a large lumpy black sweater that makes her look bulky. Even on the nice days when it's gorgeous outside she has a different black sweater for each day. And always, always, always, a long polyester skirt that does nothing for the bottom half of her body. Generally about mid calf length in a hideous pattern in strange colors. Despite the fact that her skirt is generally rather long she is ALWAYS wearing black tights and black boots. God forbid she show some skin. I'm surprised she doesn't wear gloves and a ski mask as well. A little skin and less black would really brighten up the woman's wardrobe and probably her life as well.
And that's this weeks fashion criminal. Stay stylish my fellow fashionistas. Until next time.


Thursday, April 14, 2011

April showers bring 1970's flowers

As we usher in the beautiful weather and delightfully warm, rainy nights we also usher in new fashion trends. Looks like the fashion cycle has brought back the 1970's. I have to admit I'm going to go against the fashion Gods with this trend. I just can't understand the need to bring back the 1970's. Can't we just let it rest in peace with Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, and Jim Morrison.
Yes, I'll admit it, the '70's were a liberating time for us fabulous females but honestly, it's 2011 we're liberated, we can wear what we please so why oh why must we bring back these trends? However, as always I feel the need to share the ugly side of fashion with you. So here we go with the 1970's trends to try. Hopefully after a few unsuccessful trips to the dressing room to try on these trends you'll see my point.
TREND 1: HOT PANTS
Okay, let's face it, the younger you are the shorter your shorts can be. However, in the '70's every woman and some men, from the looks of it, did the hot pants trend. Not sure 
of what I mean by hot pants? Well my friends, I'm talking about those legitimately short shorts, the ones your mother would be appalled if you left the house in them? Except, in the '70's they were high waisted and SHORT. Apparently, the higher fashion powers want to see more leg this season.
TREND 2: FLARE PANTS
Strangely enough, the next trend definitely lacks sex appeal. I'm talking about those pants that have a HUGE flare to them. The pants will definitely be the star of the show so if you're going to try this particular trend pair it with a simple top, a fitted tshirt or tank top, tucked in with a skinny belt to modernize the trend.
TREND 3: MAXI DRESSES
Okay, I'll give the '70's this, J'adore sheer maxi dresses. There's a certain air of romance that accompanies this particular trend. The soft sway of the skirt around your ankles, the light material, the vibrant colors. Everything about it makes me want to lay on the grass and watch the clouds float by on a sunday afternoon. The other fabulous trait of this particular trend is, just about anyone no matter your shape or size can wear this trend without fear. Its definitely one of the more flattering trends that are being resurrected this season.


ACCESSORIES:
Not only am I a slave to fashion but I am an accessory hound, to say the least. I'm completely obsessed with accessorizing. There's something about those long beaded earrings, with that flower embossed belt, and wide brim straw hat that really pulls any of the '70's revival looks together.

All in all I'm not loving the '70's revival as much as my fellow fashion superstars but I will give the this, some of these trends can be adorable if done properly.
READ CAREFULLY:  I am NOT encouraging you to borrow your mother's tiger print jumpsuit and platform clogs. Don't do it. You know who you are, as do I. I will hunt you down and burn your jumpsuit. Sorry, dahhhhliinghk. Ta Ta for now.






Monday, March 21, 2011

Laura Ingalls Wilder invaded my closet


Hello fellow fashionistas! It's been awhile, I know. But I'm back and with a vengeance, no less. What you may ask has got my la perla's in a twist? PRAIRIE, that's what. Laura Ingalls Wilder has invaded my closet and taken my short, sleek, black cocktail dress and replaced it with a flowing, floral frock with crocheted back. WHAT THE HELL?!
The innocent, sweet look is sweeping the fashion nation like wildfire. I love floral, I love crochet, and I love little house on the prairie but... that's where those fashions belong back on the PRAIRIE with Laura and Almanzo. You look like you're wearing a bad halloween costume.
However, like every trend there's the bad and the good. Let's take a second to talk about how to do the prairy look in a good way, if you choose to do so against your better judgment and my advice....
FLORAL SUNDRESS- YES! There is however a difference between a regular floral frock and a PRAIRIE floral frock. The prairie frock has more of the tiny flowers all over in navy blues, pinks, and browns.
How to wear it so you don't look like you ripped of a cast member of little house: Caramel colored slouch boots and a headband with a large flower on it in a color that matches the dress. Just because prairie is hideous doesn't mean you shouldn't match.
FLORAL SHORTS- ABSOLUTELY! What can I say this is the one prairie trend that I adore. There's something utterly fabulous about floral shorts. However, let's keep this trend modern, ladies. Pair your shorts with a slouchy belted top and cork wedge sandals. OR try an asymmetrical top and slingback flats. However, I vote for wedge sandals, what can I say? I am a woman obsessed.
CROCHET- To knit or not to knit? I personally hate crochet. But unfortunately no matter where I go I see crocheted backs on tops... and what am I if not a slave to fashion? So yes, I'll just admit it, this fashionista has succumbed to the pressures of modern style and bought a few tops with crocheted backs. However, I would advise against owning more than 3 tops with crocheted backs. It gets to be too much after a while. Repetition is never a good thing.

On that note my fellow fashion lovers, I'm off to work on my first novel Diary of a Closet fashionista.

It's time to spring forward into some spectacular spring fashions but beware because Laura's on the loose and she might hit your closet next.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Do like the French, oui oui?

Bonjour mon amies,
It's been a while my fellow fashion astronauts. And today I'd like to discuss a trend that's got me flying high, maybe even to the moon. What's gotten me so excited? FRENCH KISS. That's right the French are at it again. Surprised? I hope the answer to that is no. The french are always four or five steps ahead of us in the fashion department, sad but true! I had the grand pleasure of visiting France two years ago and the fashion was oh-so mind blowing. My friends all mocked the trend of shorts with tights underneath but low and behold what are the Hollywood hotties sporting this month? Oh that's right, opaque tights and leather shorts.
Courtesy of Edelight.
Anyways, I digress. Let's talk about this fabulously french trend I've spotted in all my favorite stores in the mist of all the after Christmas deals. We're calling it "French Kiss." A good enough name for me, if a little provocative for my mothers taste.
Let's start with the colors of this trend: Black, white, red and violet purples
Next I give you the patterns: STRIPES, which shouldn't come as a surprise. Remember when you were little and to you a french man would be wearing black pants with a long sleeved striped black and white shirt? Okay, so perhaps that's leaning on the mime side but stripes are truly the pattern to look for.
Shapes: Higher waisted pants, fitted tucked in tops, short flouncy skirts and dresses.
Skin's out? Think cardigans with this trend. Very much an Audrey Hepburn meets Mrs. Brady trend. Dark colored cardis with large flowered applique seems to be a big hit with this particular trend.
The HATS have it! Vintage bowlers and knit berets, very passe, I know but still very in.
Give your feet a break: Though I will say that the daring French women wear the highest of all heels it's safe to say that with all the walking they do they're not constantly in heels so give your feet a break and go for flats. Here's a trick, pick up a pair of those cute little fast flats from Target and slide your heels into your purse or carry them with you. When you hit your destination do a quick change and watch your girls drool with envy as they complain about their feet. Fast flats easily slide into your purse or clutch, they're made to fold and get small. You can easily slide back into the flats when you get into the cab. Your feet will thank you. And who says there's anything wrong with flats? A cute flat with detailing in a splashy color is always in.

French Kissing is definitely in, your closet and your boyfriend will thank you for following this particular tidbit of advice.


Au revoir mon petite amies!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Fashion Landslide

Recently I had to write a 7 pager for my Writing class. Not surprisingly I chose to do it about FASHION. So, I thought I'd share it with you all, because personally I think it's pretty good. So, here ya go. And cross your fingers I get an A because she's a tough grader! And yes, it is relatively long. It ended up being 8 pages. Rest assured I included a works cited for the class but I won't bother y'all with that. Give me some thoughts about my thesis? Thanks dolls. Happy reading! =)

Fashion is an essential part of everyone’s life, you can’t walk around naked, it’s a violation of the law. There are many different elements that go into the clothes you select off the racks at department stores and specialized boutiques. The selection process is an essential part of personal fashion. Ever wonder why when entering a beloved store in the mall all of the stores are featuring the same color pallets? How about the styles one will find on the racks? Where do these styles come from and who decides they’re the trend to follow?
Certainly, popular magazines and style television shows help dictate the trends one find. However, fashion goes deeper than that. Fashion starts on a runway in places around the world such as New York, Paris, London, Tokyo and Milan. Trends including color, shape and general styles sift from these runways to the racks in every local Wal Mart, Macy’s and sometimes even Good Wills. They even make their way to the more creative ones who make their own clothes. Fashion is like a landslide, it starts at the top and slides down until it’s hit everyone in it’s path.
The Los Angeles Times recently published an article about what to expect in the stores this spring all based on the New York, Milan and Paris fashion shows. This spring we can expect to see some 1970’s throwback pieces all thanks to the one and only, Mark Jacobs. Hemlines are lengthening and heels heights are shortening. The future’s bright as vivid bright colors work their way into our wardrobes as well. All of these trends will soon find their way to front and center as last seasons trends make their ways to the clearance racks. All because of small things that started on a runway, possibly half way around the world. One floaty ankle length fuchsia skirt, paired with flat sandals will shape fashion trends for spring 2010, but how and why?
Retailers attend the shows and fashion buyers, literally buy pieces of clothing that mimic the styles and colors witnessed on the runways months before. Designers don’t just influence buyers from stores. They also inspire other designers and collections, the landslide effect rears it’s head, again. Fashion starts at the top, in this case the designer runway show, then slides to other designers until the whole fashion market is using a certain color. Therefore, the buyers attending the shows will see the color repeatedly and consumers can rest assured that stores will be featuring it next season.
“Fashion Buyers are the personal shoppers for retail apparel companies. A fashion buyer maximizes the company‘s profits by making sure that the products on store shelves appeal to consumers” (Zimmerman). Fashion buyers are the middle men between designers and consumers. They fall just under the designers in the landslide effect on fashion. Buyers work with fashion forecasters to make crucial decisions about what to sell in stores (Zimmerman).
Fashion forecasters are another essential part towards the top of the fashion landslide. “Fashion forecasters provide reports about trends expected to materialize a year or two in the future within narrow market segments… Reports include information about fabrics, color, silhouettes, and styling” (Zimmerman). Forecasters work as a sort of psychic for the fashion industry. It’s their job to know what the consumer wants to buy before the consumer themselves know (Blair). The job of a forecaster is never done, they are constantly doing research, as they walk down the road, as they ride the subway to and from work and even when they’re at the office. Their eyes are always open to see what is selling and what isn’t so predictions can be made for the following season. (Blair).
Fashion forecasters and fashion buyers work hand in hand with the designers. Forecasters let the designer and buyers know what will be popular so the others can plan accordingly. In this way fashion is not only a landslide but also an intricate web. Fashion forecasts also help to determine what one will find on the shelves at favorite stores.
In 2006 Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway starred in a movie about a girl with no sense of fashion working as an assistant at a fashion magazine. In one scene, Hathaway’s character truly offends Streep’s character due to her lack of knowledge about fashion. “You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don't know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue, it's not turquoise, it's not lapis, it's actually cerulean. You're also blindly unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St. Laurent, wasn't it, who showed cerulean military jackets? And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff” (The Devil Wears Prada).
This particular scene in this movie holds a significant amount of truth about how the fashion industry works. The story of the cerulean blue sweater puts into perspective the way the fashion landslide goes. Starting at the top of the hill is Oscar de la Renta who designed the cerulean gowns. The trend began to slide and hit Yves St. Laurent and eventually 8 other designers. But the blue didn’t stop sliding there as it eventually slides all the way to the department store and eventually a clearance bin.
Though some trends sparkle on the runway and shine on the pages of magazine’s most of them will never make their way into the closet of the millions of readers and watchers who are salivating over the looks. According to fashionista.com, when you see trends you love in magazines there is a good chance you will never find it in the stores because more often then not the trend is never put into production. “…The first problem is the fashion cycle. All of these companies are on this wild ride to present editors, boutiques, dept stores, international accounts the best, hottest most fashion-forward pieces. In reality, what sells in showrooms and at trade shows is either a more basic color of an item, a cheaper version of an item, wardrobe basics, etc” (Sherman).
The fashion industry is a fickle, delicate creature, though the biggest trends are show stoppers they’re not exactly people pleasers. The trends look spectacular and elegant or edgy on the thin perfect body models that wear them out on the runways but they just don’t translate to the everyday woman’s body. It’s more likely that one will see a pair of skin tight chartreuse, leather jeans pair with an off the shoulder black blouse accompanied by an orange fur shrug and a necklace reminiscent of chain metal on a runway than on the average PTA meeting attending mom. This example is extreme, but holds truths, trends that look amazing on the runway don’t often translate well on the every day person.
Another large issue faced by the top dogs of the fashion industry is supply and demand. “Even if there is interest in an editorial piece by a boutique or department stores’ buyers, if the demand doesn’t reach the minimum they need to produce, it just never gets made.” If the demand for the product isn’t there then the supply will never be needed. This also helps facilitate the lack of one of a kind outfits. Fashion like every other industry is a numbers game, it all about the Benjamin’s in the end. “The buyers are pure number crunchers…” (Sherman).
According to Sherman, another part of the puzzle is the public relations part of the fashion industry. Their job is to present editors with one of a kind pieces that will make readers want to see more from the designer. Magazine’s are also often working months ahead of time and fashion being the fickle industry that it is there is no guarantee that by the time the magazine hits shelves the piece will still be a part of the collection (Sherman).
Pieces are often dropped on a whim at the very last minute for a multitude of different reasons. Designers can change their minds and choose to take the collection in a completely different direction (Wisegeek). What may have started as a nautical, sea-worthy collection, could easily be changed into something on the whole other side of the fashion spectrum thanks to a change of mind or new inspiration. As soon as the designs are finalized and make their way to the sample sales and runways editors see them but unfortunately a lot of pieces will be too expensive to be mass produced (Sherman). The problem here is, “often the sample was very expensive to produce and companies just don‘t have the dollars to produce mass amounts of them if there is no assurance it will sell” (Sherman).
Online blogs and websites also help to affect the fashion landslide process. Blogs can be written by anyone about anything and fashion is no exception. Popular newspapers and magazines often have websites featuring articles about everything including fashion. For example, The Huffington post has an entire website dedicated to New York City fashion including shopping tips, articles and blogs alike.
On The Huffington post’s webpage Linda Grasso wrote a blog featuring Paris’s fashion week and how it could be transferred into an everyday woman’s closet. Grasso chose small but important things that she saw prominently on the runways and as she walked around Paris. To reinforce the ideas Grasso included pictures of the trends she was promoting.
It’s safe to say that blogs like this exist by the thousands, if not all by reliable sources such as The Huffington Post. A simple Google search of ‘blogs about fashion’ will reveal the extensive amounts that exist and the different fashion centric topics authors of the blogs choose to write about. Blogs and web pages fall in the middle of the landslide. They’re not at the top of the chain because bloggers have to have something to blog about to begin with and their subjects are the top of the landslide.
Everything can be done on the internet these days and lots of people rely on internet stores for their fashion needs. This helps with the problem of seeing a fabulous magazine look and not being able to find it in stores no matter how hard you try. “The rise of online fashion retailing raises the question of whether this formula can be directly translated to the online world. This is a world of information, where runway shows are streamed live as they are shown, and anybody, anywhere, can have access to the entire online marketplace with just a few clicks” (Cordry).
Online stores present solutions and problems for the everyday fashion shopper. An easily identifiable benefit is being able to shop whenever and wherever. There’s no worry about hours of business because online stores never close and are ready at your convenience. The entirety of the stores offerings is right at your fingertips. What’s the disadvantage then? The inability to try things on in an online store for one and the hassle that comes with returning items that aren’t what they appear to be on the screen.
Online stores work the same way as traditional stores, though. Stores are merely puppets while designers and buyers the puppet masters behind the curtains pulling the strings. Stores aren’t the only ones whose strings are being pulled though, all consumers of the trends that are being promoted are having their strings pulled as well. Trends are sent down the runways only to make their way to the closets of consumers everywhere.
Huffington Post blogger, Elizabeth Cordry sums this process up nicely, “Twice a year, buyers, editors and everyone else worth their salt in the industry convene at the major fashion weeks to preview next season's collections. After the collections are shown, during market, buyers place their orders, acting as curators, boiling down the season to the pieces and stories that would speak to their customers. This selection is then ordered, produced and delivered to the shop floor in time for the customers to buy their new pieces for the season.”
Fashion and trends erupt like a volcano and fall like a landslide. One can run, one can hide but the effects of the landslide will eventually hit everything and everyone in it’s path. Fashion trends do not only affect the clothes on ones back, they also affect other trends such as home furnishings; paint colors, furniture styles and fabrics, and lighting. Being unfashionable is a choice, as Streep’s character points out in The Devil Wears Prada. However, even the most unfashionable outfits started out on a runway and were then picked up by a buyer and translated to an everyday look for the masses.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Nice leg...gings?

Today I'd like to give you all some insight about my latest secret fashion obsession.... Leggings. Yes, I realize that they're just stretchy cotton that stops at your ankles but let's face it they're the most comfortable and variable piece of clothing that every fashionista should have in her closet. For a while I had my qualms about this particular trend, I mean done the wrong way it's gonna give you all the wrong bumps in the all the wrong places. However done the right way they're a great alternative to jeans.
So do you want the good news or the bad news first? Oh, who are we kidding? I'll let you have the bad news first because there's not a lot of it.
The bad news?
Leggings under a jean skirt is so totally 7th grade. Please save me from talking about your lack of fashion sense behind your back and avoid this trend like the plague. I mean, we were wearing leggings under jean skirts when I was a 7th grader, and I'd like to point out that that was well over 6 years ago. Observe the side picture. Absolutely awful. Honestly, I say go with tights. Leggings are virtually pants so to wear them under a jean skirt makes me shiver with disgust. Does anyone remember the times when we wore skirts over jeans? I remember going to an 8th grade dance with my best friend and we thought we were so hot in our skirts over our jeans. Just awful. Please, spare us all and don't wear your leggings under jean skirts.... or any skirts for that matter.

Well, now that we've taken care of that little bit of bad news let's talk about how to rock those leggings.

I just adore the oversized t-shirts with tanks underneath put over top of leggings paired with bejeweled ballet flats. Absolutely adorable. PLEASE DO THIS!

TUNICS! Another favorite trend of mine that looks just perfect over top of leggings. I'm a fan of tunics on every body shape and size and think of it this way if it's a little bit short once you pair it with the leggings you can have no fear about your parts hanging out. And as we know from my Halloween post, that's a BAD thing.

It's safe to say that I'm a fan of leggings as pants as long as the shirt you're putting over top of it covers your...special area... you know what I'm talking about.

One last DON'T before I go... METALLIC LEGGINGS. You are not a stripper... I hope. And you're not Beyonce. So just say no. I am officially banning these from your wardrobe, that's a big fat veto, baby.

Go forth my fashion soldiers to help me fight the war on bad fashion. If you see the enemy violating the rules I've given you today do us all a favor and say something. Friends don't let friends dress badly.